I too was a child superstar at nine years old. Then became the biggest singer to ever grace the world’s stage. Duh, I can float backwards then spin on a dime in diamond socks. Sure, my hair got set on fire, and yes I changed my skin from black to white. Obviously. Me too! I get it.
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